Cowboys fire OL coach Paul Alexander, name successor

[boozeman]

Really, how did Alexander even get past the interview process?

He clearly charmed Jerry and Goof Son with his Heinz Ketchup bottle magic trick.

 

[boozeman]

I guess Garrett should have just quit himself; that's the only thing people really would shut up about.

I can guarantee that would shut me up with glee for a while.

No bitchin' from the boozer for at least a year.

 

[boozeman]

I like to think I really have a highly tuned Jerry decoder ring at work for me over the years, but I will be god damned if this motherfucker didn't just break it with this one.

 

[Cotton]

I can guarantee that would shut me up with glee for a while.

No bitchin' from the boozer for at least a year.

You planning on a self-induced coma?

 

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