Jerry pulls trigger for Cooper

[jsmith6919]

 

[boozeman]

Why does Jerry allow himself to get ass raped for WRs in trades?

This is surreal.

Prison raped for Galloway.

Fucked with a broomstick for Williams.

And now Cooper.

Incredible.

You forgot about the time he got fisted for James McKnight.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

When it came to that first round price tag, #Cowboys were bidding against themselves on #Raiders Amari Cooper. Oakland wasn’t getting that elsewhere.
2:25 PM - Oct 22, 2018

Yes! I bet we get to hear Jerry's story about how he loves bidding against himself, how on most of his best deals he overpaid.

That one's right up there with the Love Field credit card story for me.

 

[boozeman]

Lookit, I know WR is an issue.

But seriously, take the game yesterday.

Would Amari Cooper have won that game for us when the QB can't see the field, holds the ball for seven seconds and then gets strip sacked for a touchdown?

Nope.

 

[NoDak]

Fuck it. I've devoted far to much time on this team to just give up on them now. I demand to be entertained by this team.

I'll just switch my focus to watching it burn.

I'm a problem solver.

 

[boozeman]

Yes! I bet we get to hear Jerry's story about how he loves bidding against himself, how on most of his best deals he overpaid.

That one's right up there with the Love Field credit card story for me.

Goof Son loves to talk about how "hard it is" to get trades done.

Maybe it is because most teams won't bother with even talking to Dallas unless they know they are desperate.

They are always buyers and will spend when they get desperate.

I don't want to hear a damn thing about how Jerry is just a figurehead now.

This screams of his incompetence.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You forgot about the time he got fisted for James McKnight.

Wasn't that around the time he traded for OJ Santiago, too?

And hey, we could use a TE also right now...

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This literally feels like an april fools joke it is so bad. You've got to be kidding me.

This has fail written all over it. I wouldn't be surprised if Cooper is a total flop in Dallas.

 

[Smitty]

Overrated statistic. Terrell Owens had a high number of drops when he was here; he was also one of the best two or three wide receivers in the game at the time.

I'm way more concerned about his declining statistics and inability to elevate a mediocre passing game.... which is what he is gonna be facing here.

Also concerned how we obviously just said "F it" and caved to whatever Oakland was asking for, simply for the obvious fact that we wanted to be able to get Cooper here right now, today, so he could have a full two weeks of practice before the next game. That is why Jerry didn't spend the extra week till the trade deadline trying to talk Oakland off a first.

He was willing to pay whatever they were asking so he could have the toy now. To try to save this worthless season.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Goof Son loves to talk about how "hard it is" to get trades done.

Maybe it is because most teams won't bother with even talking to Dallas unless they know they are desperate.

They are always buyers and will spend when they get desperate.

I don't want to hear a damn thing about how Jerry is just a figurehead now.

This screams of his incompetence.

I'm in disbelief on this one. There is absolutely no reason to be giving up a first round pick on him. No other team was going to do that. We can't help but overpay and get raped in trades.

 

[BipolarFuk]

It has taken Josh Gordon a month to get up to speed with Tom Fucking Brady at QB and the best coach of all times.

What fucking chance does Cooper have in Dallas this year?

 

[Cotton]

 

[UncleMilti]

Fuck it. I've devoted far to much time on this team to just give up on them now. I demand to be entertained by this team.

I'll just switch my focus to watching it burn.

I'm a problem solver.

I admire your thinly veiled courage. Me, I said fuck it and put down wood flooring in the bonus room and only checked my phone at 6:45 for a score update.

:flexes bicep:

 

[GShock]

Less than 24 hours after smothering the life out of interest in this season, we lop the head off my interest in the off-season, which is really the only time for any hope anyway.

Damnit.

 

[Newt]

I would actually be happier if they would have traded a 1st round pick and Jeff Heath.......

 

[GShock]

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[Cotton]

 

[UncleMilti]

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Damn, they smothered you twice.