Week 3 Game Day Chatter | Cowboys at Seahawks | 9-23-2018

[Rock Slamdance]

Plus Baker is like less drunk Johnny Football so that’s cool

 

[Cotton]

Nah gotta go be with my boy Myles Garrett

Mahomes will bring you much more joy.

 

[chevycowboys]

Dak’s Shittyness(is that a word?) is rubbing off on everyone.

Correction:

Garrett’s shittyness has rubbed off on everyone except Richard. Dak was the latest victim, hopefully he is fired before Richard is infected!

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Mahomes will bring you much more joy.

I’m a Cowboy fan. I don’t even remember what joy is.

 

[data]

I'm telling you, I think the Atlanta game last year ruined him.

That and it really exposed our Zeke-dependent offense. Defenses didn't really know how bad our passing game was until the suspension. Pandora's box is open and it doesn't matter now that Zeke is back.

 

[Cotton]

I’m a Cowboy fan. I don’t even remember what joy is.

That is a fair point.

 

[jsmith6919]

Dak’s Shittyness(is that a word?) is rubbing off on everyone.

*His Dakuracy is rubbing off

 

[ravidubey]

I'm telling you, I think the Atlanta game last year ruined him.

What ruined him was learning the pro game behind the best line of protection the NFL has ever seen.

That isn’t normal. He essentially had to start over when the line came back to Earth, then Atlanta happened and protection did a 180.

 

[data]

*His Dakuracy is rubbing off

not bad

 

[Sheik]

Two decent defenses vs. two horrid offenses.

Great game.

 

[Sheik]

I’m going to watch Vamparina.

 

[Cotton]

I’m going to watch Vamparina.

You sit your ass back down. If we have to endure this, so do you.

 

[ravidubey]

Seattle is rebuilding and Dallas was never built.

 

[Sheik]

You sit your ass back down. If we have to endure this, so do you.

Fine, but I don’t like this.

 

[Smitty]

Elliott is normal without a passing game

Any back is normal when there is literally no passing game. Prescott, Linehan and Garrett. All can go.

 

[chevycowboys]

Well one thing we don’t need is injuries as that will be Garrett’s excuse for the shitty season and Jerry won’t fire him!

 

[data]

I’m going to watch Vamparina.

 

[Couchcoach]

Get up Woods! Can't afford for our defense to drop off.
It's all we got!

 

[Cotton]

Fine, but I don’t like this.

Like I tell my son, sometimes you have to do things you don't like to do.

 

[Sheik]

I’ve always secretly wanted to bone her.