Breaking: Jason Witten To Retire

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3% of DCC's donations are mailed to me as reparations.

That's great, but it's not enough once my main source of contribution as DCC pole-master was eliminated by white man lostxn. The DCC crashes, caused/allowed by the white moderators to take down minority-owned roles, crushed my other source of contribution as Historian. All that's left is my sole role as the LGBTQQIP2SAA representative as Phyllis, but as I've aged, Schmitty's tits are perkier than mine now.

Which is WAY different than poll-master. Gheyboi.

 

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It is amazing to me that I have been banned from this board twice.

 

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This discussion has me feeling all sentimental and shit. Post some memories/classic memes/gifs. Do this next.

 

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I'll start...

 

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This one is [MENTION=6]1bigfan13[/MENTION]'s fave.

 

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