2018 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[deadrise]

With the possible exception of his wife, Charlotte, the young boys, Romo, etc., how many of those women has Jerry groped or slobbered on in one of his drunken stupors?

And maybe we can't be too sure about Charlotte or the young boys. We are talking Arkansas, after all.

 

[p1_]

With the possible exception of his wife, Charlotte, the young boys, Romo, etc., how many of those women has Jerry groped or slobbered on in one of his drunken stupors?

And maybe we can't be too sure about Charlotte or the young boys. We are talking Arkansas, after all.

Plus, you can't tell me that Jerry hasnt harassed his share of women along the way. Where are all his "me too's" hidden ?

 

[deadrise]

You know that woman is probably wild as shit in the sack. I bet she even does butt play.

When Hunter Thompson was covering the Roxanne Pulitzer trial in Palm Beach, Fla., he quoted a witness as saying "she was the best and strongest piece of ass I've ever had."

Looking at Charlotte, I wonder if the same could be said of her.

 

[Cotton]

When Hunter Thompson was covering the Roxanne Pulitzer trial in Palm Beach, Fla., he quoted a witness as saying "she was the best and strongest piece of ass I've ever had."

Looking at Charlotte, I wonder if the same could be said of her.

She just has that Cougar dirty girl vibe to her.

 

[deadrise]

She just has that Cougar dirty girl vibe to her.

Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.

 

[Cotton]

Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.

Pretty much.

 

[boozeman]

 

[shoop]

So amongst everything else this team can't even focus on more than one thing at a time....

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cujo]

Please, 6'4 250 lb karate Jesus, make this happen.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Please, 6'4 250 lb karate Jesus, make this happen.

I agree. Hell I wanted him last year.

 

[boozeman]

I agree. Hell I wanted him last year.

You will just have to wait. They have other priorities.

 

[ravidubey]

Solid guy at a position of need, but he’s almost certainly asking for way more than he’s worth. We also need some size to go with that experience.

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Rev]

Enjoy the pictures of the rings. We won't be adding anymore in the near future.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[boozeman]

We're number one!

 

[Smitty]

I agree. Hell I wanted him last year.

Was he good again in Oakland, or is he washed up?

 

[Smitty]

Wow, awesome list of guys we can expect to have real impacts.