2018 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[boozeman]

I see that you said you would...

I would consider it. It would be such a fucking miracle with Jones and Garrett.

To quote Eddie Murphy: Fuck it's just shit. Like sprinkles, that's all.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I would consider it. It would be such a fucking miracle with Jones and Garrett.

To quote Eddie Murphy: Fuck it's just shit. Like sprinkles, that's all.

Oh just to be clear I said I'd eat it. Shit, I'll wash my mouth out after.

 

[boozeman]

Oh just to be clear I said I'd eat it. Shit, I'll wash my mouth out after.

Fuck Jerry Jones for what he has reduced us to, less than human.

At least most of these other teams' fans can't point the finger of blame at one fucking owner.

We can.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Fuck Jerry Jones for what he has reduced us to, less than human.

At least most of these other teams' fans can't point the finger of blame at one fucking owner.

We can.

It's absolutely true.

 

[Rev]

You are some sick people.

 

[mcnuttz]

You are some sick people.

Eat shit, Rev!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

You are some sick people.

It isn't going to kill you. Man the fuck up.

 

[Rev]

It isn't going to kill you. Man the fuck up.

For a sports game. Not a chance.

 

[NoDak]

For a sports game. Not a chance.

Right. I'm not about to eat shit over a fucking game.



For you shit eaters... Would you suck a dick for back to back titles? Swallow for a 3peat?

 

[p1_]

Right. I'm not about to eat shit over a fucking game.



For you shit eaters... Would you suck a dick for back to back titles? Swallow for a 3peat?

NoDak ups the ante.

 

[p1_]

Bufu for dynasty?

 

[Rev]

Right. I'm not about to eat shit over a fucking game.



For you shit eaters... Would you suck a dick for back to back titles? Swallow for a 3peat?

It would be a Lucky Pierre for a 3 peat.

 

[NoDak]

It would be a Lucky Pierre for a 3 peat.

 

[DLK150]

Jason Garrett's father died.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2018/02/09/longtime-cowboys-scout-former-coach-jim-garrett-passes-away

 

[vince]

Jason Garrett's father died.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2018/02/09/longtime-cowboys-scout-former-coach-jim-garrett-passes-away

Not to sound insensitive, but this is going to make it even harder to fire Garrett. Can't have a man lose his father and get fired around the same time.

 

[NoDak]

Not to sound insensitive, but this is going to make it even harder to fire Garrett. Can't have a man lose his father and get fired around the same time.

I'd interrupt him while he's giving the eulogy and fire him then.

 

[Rev]

Not to sound insensitive, but this is going to make it even harder to fire Garrett. Can't have a man lose his father and get fired around the same time.

It wont matter after the season. They arent firing Garrett (at all imo) before the season anyways.

 

[vince]

I'd interrupt him while he's giving the eulogy and fire him then.

You'd make a better GM than Jerry.

It wont matter after the season. They arent firing Garrett (at all imo) before the season anyways.

Well I don't think he'll get fired before the season either. But I was thinking there's a chance of it happening during the season, should it spiral out of control.

 

[Cotton]

What in the blue ass hell happened in here? Jesus Christ.

 

[boozeman]

It wont matter after the season. They arent firing Garrett (at all imo) before the season anyways.

Absolutely not. Jones is going to get at least one of the last two years out of his contract, if not both years.