Boozeman: Cowboys' 2 most pivotal 2019 draft moments

[Cotton]

 

[deadrise]

Looks like a bad knee injury, at best. It's also a great visual metaphor for Jerry's futility and incompetence over several years.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[bbgun]

Ohh.. A Charlotte pic....

Looks at the Bills' draft room compared to ours. We have the Jones family and some position coaches in a smallish room, whereas they have an army of guys in suits.

 

[Rev]

Looks at the Bills' draft room compared to ours. We have the Jones family and some position coaches in a smallish room, whereas they have an army of guys in suits.

1. They dont have Charlotte.

2. They arent excited enough to deserve Ed Oliver.

 

[jsmith6919]

1. They dont have Charlotte.

Why would they want Jerry in drag?

 

[Genghis Khan]

I mean, obviously we should have far less of a circus atmosphere going on, but.. really? Are the bills really the team we should look up to and emulate?

 

[bbgun]

Well, Beasley did mention those swanky facilities.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I mean, obviously we should have far less of a circus atmosphere going on, but.. really? Are the bills really the team we should look up to and emulate?

I honestly thought their setup is dumb. Way too many people there on draft day.

 

[ravidubey]

I honestly thought their setup is dumb. Way too many people there on draft day.

It's really weird. From that angle, it's sprawling and loaded with 1000 folks whose contribution is... what?

Of course they don't have a big white board, Charlotte, or Jerry's grandkids.

I think the ideal draft room is somewhere in between.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I think the ideal draft room is somewhere in between.

Charlotte removes an article of clothing every time we trade down?

 

[ravidubey]

Charlotte removes an article of clothing every time we trade down?

To promote trading up?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It's really weird. From that angle, it's sprawling and loaded with 1000 folks whose contribution is... what?

Of course they don't have a big white board, Charlotte, or Jerry's grandkids.

I think the ideal draft room is somewhere in between.

Yeah you don't want too many cooks in the kitchen in my opinion. And that many people in the room just invites itself to leaks. Of course I wouldn't make it a family event either. It should be somewhat professional. It's not a damn fantasy draft.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Charlotte removes an article of clothing every time we trade down?

Like Major League. But the real thing. Booze would definitely stay awake then.