2019 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[p1_]

It’s probably a matter of degree. We all know how predictable the play calling was. Linehan had to go, but Garrett should have gone with him.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

WTF? Is this a parody article?

Just because a QB has found a way to hang around the NFL for years doesn't make him a good QB.

 

[boozeman]

 

[ravidubey]

Totally forgot about this.

Attended that crap fest

Last time I had to break up a fight

 

[Simpleton]

Attended that crap fest

Last time I had to break up a fight

Same, except for the fight part.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Smitty]

That's good for him I guess.

 

[Simpleton]

I think it's really cool that we use our scouting department as an orphanage for the lost children of the poor. There's approximately a 0.0% chance this guy would be working in the scouting department if he hadn't fucking killed his teammate and tugged on Jerry's heartstrings.

 

[p1_]

I think it's really cool that we use our scouting department as an orphanage for the lost children of the poor. There's approximately a 0.0% chance this guy would be working in the scouting department if he hadn't fucking killed his teammate and tugged on Jerry's heartstrings.

I didnt know he's working as a scout.

What are we, a charity for fuck ups?

 

[Simpleton]

Yes sir, only the best and brightest for this organization.

 

[bbgun]

How is it Joseph Randle doesn't have a staff job by now?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I didnt know he's working as a scout.

What are we, a charity for fuck ups?

It's funny because some of is would kill for a chance at that job...

 

[p1_]

It's funny because some of is would kill for a chance at that job...

interesting choice of words.

 

[Cotton]

It's funny because some of is would kill for a chance at that job...

 

[ravidubey]

Same, except for the fight part.

What was weird was I was also at the 1992 game with the Jason Buck crushing Stepnoski bizarro Aikman pump fake fumble Emmitt scoop and Washington defensive score play

Both plays were so similar and games we should and would have otherwise won

 

[Simpleton]

Yea, I was a little too young for 92 although I was at the 2005 MNF game in Dallas with the 2 Moss TD's in the last 3 minutes or whatever, so how about that shit sandwich?

 

[bbgun]

What was weird was I was also at the 1992 game with the Jason Buck crushing Stepnoski bizarro Aikman pump fake fumble Emmitt scoop and Washington defensive score play

Both plays were so similar and games we should and would have otherwise won

Troy also had a bad red zone INT and Irvin fumbled on a slant pattern. Later on, Jimmy went ballistic on the flight home.

 

[boozeman]

 

[p1_]

you broke the twitter.

 

[ravidubey]

Troy also had a bad red zone INT and Irvin fumbled on a slant pattern. Later on, Jimmy went ballistic on the flight home.

After a bunch of Heinekens he basically got up and unloaded on the backup center, Frank Cornish because apparently the atmosphere on the flight home wasn’t morose enough. Aikman was like “You chewed out Cornish? WTF?”

Then Jimmy went off on the referees at his next presser for not calling a safety insteadwhen Emmitt illegally batted the football forward.